okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens
A pirate for the adventure, not the booty
oh my gosh i want that on a bumper sticker
Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.
IT GOT BETTER
Today I was on my computer when my mom came in and asked me to do the dishes. My dad, noticing that I was on the computer, told her that I was doing homework and that was more important. He gave me a look that said “I got your back” and I smiled and my mom sighed, wordlessly agreeing, and did them herself.
Little did they know, I wasn’t doing homework. I was on Tumblr